In the early 2000s, quiet suburban neighborhoods across America were terrorized by a shadowy figure known only as the Spatula Killer. Armed with a kitchen utensil and an uncanny knack for evasion, this culinary madman baffled authorities. Through unreliable witness accounts, murky police work, and dramatizations that look as though they were filmed on a middle school budget, we piece together something resembling the truth. Because nothing says justice like binge-worthy mass entertainment built on half-baked theories that circumvent the institution of law and order. Beep. Boop.
