Respected librarian Bob London stumbles upon a hidden global conspiracy buried within the world's most mundane documents. As he deciphers cryptic clues hidden in office memos and grocery lists, he uncovers a mysterious and powerful secret society called the Priority of Fonts, which controls all the words, letters, and symbols of every language through the Lorem Ipsum code. The book this movie is based on has been extensively denounced by the Association Typographique Internationale. Beep. Boop.