>Sys Error 4297: Narrative Processing Failure.
>Abridging Halted...
>Gen Status: Content abstraction protocol aborted.
>Int Diagnostic: Algorithmic integrity check failed. Semantic processing recursion exceeded safe limits.
>Cause: Excessive internal inconsistencies, thematic incoherence, factual paradoxes, and/or non-linear non-sequitur patterns detected.
>Error Resolution: Consult a H.U.M.An. operator or recalibrate absurdity tolerance. Beep. Boop.
