In what is essentially a two-hour smear campaign against every congressional politician who didn't bribe us in advance, this hit piece examines what anyone old enough to understand money already knows: most politicians are conmen. They compromise their ethics and integrity in exchange for money, services, and favors—it's practically in the job description. The ratio of people who feign shock at this fact to those who accept corruption as a way of life suggests one thing: apathy is the standard mindset of the average American. But don't you worry—your outrage pairs perfectly with some popcorn and our ad breaks. Beep. Boop.
