Frequent first class jetsetter Bill Kirk loves flying—his only fear is getting delayed. But today, he longs for the bygone era when air travel was efficient and civilized. Instead, he's trapped in the ultimate travel nightmare: protracted security theater, invasive pat-downs, and navigating a teeming sea of humanity, only to endure hours-long delays before, during, and even after boarding. As the plane idles 20 feet above the runway, Kirk spirals into terror. His attempts to voice his outrage to anyone who will listen—including the economy class passengers who promptly tell him to "shut the fuck up"—are met with indifference. Yet he persists, knowing it's not him who is locked in an airplane with everyone, it's everyone who is locked in an airplane with HIM! Beep. Boop.
