After disastrously bungling a military exercise that led to a catastrophic disaster, decorated geriatric US Navy Admiral Joe Riden must face a court-martial for simply being too damn old. To avoid being thrown out like yesterday's leftovers, Joe must deliver the most stirring, passionate, patriotic speech of his life—a speech so powerful it could make bald eagles shed a tear and fireworks spontaneously combust. Can Joe rouse a surge of unchecked military patriotism, or will he just put everyone to sleep with tales of "back in my day..."? Beep. Boop.
