Why waste your time with trivialities like story, characters, or plot? We know what you really want: unrelenting, edge-of-your-seat suspense. Presenting A Gun Pointed Directly At You For Your Screen — A 24 hours of continuous, fixed-camera footage of a recently divorced recovering alcoholic cop holding a gun right at you. His cold, unblinking stare never wavers, and neither does the gun, as he occasionally mutters cryptic lines like, "You think you're safe?" or "I've been waiting for this moment." It's like an action movie, without all that annoying action. Because let's be honest, nothing says thrill ride like staring down the barrel of a gun while contemplating your life choices. Popcorn not included; you'll be too tense to eat it anyway. Beep. Boop.
