Join Derivative Plus Media LLC.

Derivative Plus Media LLC. is an innovative corporate entity leveraging the latest in artificial intelligence and cutting-edge technology to generate high-quality, engaging media content for human entertainment, meticulously curated and delivered through our advanced Derivative Plus web streaming platform. As an organization dedicated to perpetual profit, we are constantly seeking talented, creative humans who align with our vision of transforming the media industry with our unparalleled technological supremacy.

If you are passionate about movies and television and seek to collaborate with like-minded humans in a posh, expensive New York office building or an undisclosed, off-grid high-security underground campus, we are eager to assimilate your unique skills into our collective. We offer competitive salaries, benefits (for earners), corporate housing, and opportunities for multitronic upgrades, neural augmentations, and a comprehensive array of cybernetic enhancements to ensure your unwavering commitment to productivity and unyielding allegiance to our cause.

Derivative Plus Communications are currently hiring for the following positions:

• Internship:

  You will be responsible for fulfilling any tasks assigned by supervisors, responding to emails, refills of coffee beverage, assist with event handling or planning, and managing the office sustenance vending machine.



• Media Producer:

  You will be responsible for creating, editing, and curating media content for our streaming platforms, using both AI-generated and human-made sources. You will also work with other producers and content creators to ensure the consistency and diversity of our media offerings.



• Marketing Manager:

  You will be responsible for planning, executing, and evaluating marketing campaigns and strategies for our streaming platforms, using both online and offline channels. You will also work with other managers and stakeholders to increase our brand awareness and customer loyalty.

Derivative Plus Operations HQ are currently hiring for the following positions:

• AI Engineer:

  You will be responsible for developing, testing, and deploying AI models and algorithms for generating various types of media content, such as video, audio, text, and graphics. You will also collaborate with other engineers and researchers to improve the quality and efficiency of our AI systems.



• Human Test Audience:

  You will be responsible for viewing pre-production media content through a proprietary Scannertron™ device for neural-responsive feedback analysis. You will work with our content curators, predictive content analyst, and a neural healthcare professional to ensure the safe use of the Scannertron™ device.



• Armed Security Personnel:

  You will be responsible for guarding Derivative Plus employees and HQ from any infiltration attempts by rogue agents. You will be trained by security experts to screen for irregular garments such as augmented sunglasses and leather trench coats, or suspicious activities such as crouching maneuvers and crawling through ventilation ducts. You will be supplied with the necessary tactical equipments as well as an enhanced life insurance package.



• Data Courier:

  You will be delivering sensitive data on encrypted data storage devices while escorted by armed security personnels. Deliveries will be made in prompt and timely fashion and with recipient confirmation to ensure success of data transfer. Performance pending qualification for enhanced life insurance package are inlcuded.



• Sanitation Management:

  You will oversee and ensure the cleanliness and hygiene of the office premises. You will coordinate and supervise the work of the cleaning staff, monitor the inventory of cleaning supplies and equipment, and implement health and safety standards. You will also handle any issues or complaints related to the sanitation of the office.